Please don’t cry, just know that I have wrote these songs for you.

I just want to say… I hate Burlington. I don’t know why they feel the need to hide their government buildings. And furthermore, fuck you unemployment services. There is no job for me to have so I don’t know what you think you’re going to do except waste my time.

A delicious attempt at being healthy. The egg white n cheese omelette!

motherjones:

Is this t-shirt too offensive to wear on a plane? American Airlines thought so, and told a woman wearing it that she had to change her clothes. What say you, Tumblr?

Where can I aquire this shirt?

I must say this is pretty cool. Down with oil!

Found me a handsome ranger at Wind Cave.

Don’t tell my mom I put this up here. She thinks the government will black bag her for this.

Thinking about going back to this hair cut… what do you think?

Canyon knows how to make you look beautiful.